Coffee Row Chronicles – “Sidewalks, Break‑Ins, and the Bell That Rang for Help
- Gull Lake Events
- Sep 17
- 4 min read

Welcome back to another edition of Coffee Row Chronicles, where the regulars at The Gull Lake Main Street Café swap stories, share laughs, and weigh in on the week’s real‑life news.
The bell over the door jingled as Mabel shuffled in, muttering under her breath. The smell of fresh cinnamon buns curled through the air, but she barely noticed. Her knees ached from the walk — not that she’d admit it — and the uneven slabs on Main Street hadn’t helped. She stomped the dust from her shoes and made for the corner table where Earl and Rita sat, steam rising from their mugs.
“Nearly didn’t make it,” she said, lowering herself into the chair with a sigh. “Had to dodge more cracks on Main Street than a gopher on roller skates.”
Before Earl could reply, the door creaked again and Edna swept in, scarf trailing like a victory flag. She’d been up half the night worrying about her sister’s hip surgery, but she masked it with her usual bite.
“Oh, don’t get me started,” she said, sliding into the seat beside Mabel. “Those sidewalks are a training course for hip replacements. One more winter and we’ll all be walking like penguins — and not the cute kind.”
Earl smirked, though his mind was elsewhere — the property tax bill sitting on his kitchen table. “They’ve been like that since ’82.”
“Exactly,” Edna shot back. “They’re practically heritage sites now. Maybe we should put plaques on the worst cracks: ‘Here lies Mrs. Thompson’s dignity, 1994.’”
Rita chuckled, but her tone was lighter. “Well, at least they’re finally talking about fixing them. That’s more than we could say a few years ago.”
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The town asked for feedback, remember?” she added. “I told them the stretch by SARCAN is a trip hazard Olympics.”
“Trip hazard?” Edna snorted. “There’s not even a proper sidewalk there — just a little strip from the front door to the street. Step off it and you’re in gravel, puddles, or snowbanks, depending on the season. It’s like the town gave up halfway through.”
Mabel shook her head, then shrugged. “The tender’s closed now — let’s give them a chance to show they mean business this time. It’s a good sign they’re fixing that crumbling sidewalk at the post office and adding one at Kreative Kidz for the kids’ improving safety.”
Rita smiled. “See? That’s progress. One fix leads to another — you watch, by next year we’ll be bragging about our sidewalks instead of tripping on them.”
The door swung open again, letting in a gust of cool air and Hank, who looked more tired than usual. He’d been lying awake, replaying the sound of his neighbour’s dog barking at 2 a.m. — the same time the police lights had flashed down Queens Avenue.
“Did you hear about Queens Avenue? Break‑in last night.”
Rita’s eyes widened. “Oh no. Was anyone hurt?”
“No, thank goodness,” Hank said, sliding into a chair. “But it’s a reminder — lock your doors. Even here.”
“I’ve got motion lights,” Earl offered, though he knew they hadn’t worked properly in months.
“Those just help burglars see where the good stuff is,” Mabel said.
Rita shook her head gently. “Or they might scare someone off before they try anything. A little prevention is better than a big repair bill.”
Edna sipped her coffee. “I say we put the sidewalks to good use—make the thieves run across them. They’ll twist an ankle before they get to the end of the block.”
Rita set her cup down with a decisive clink, her eyes brightening. “Let’s talk about something nicer. Culture Days at the museum is coming up on October 1 — they’re asking folks to share stories that shaped Gull Lake.”
The table seemed to lift with energy.
“Oh, I love Culture Days,” Mabel said, leaning forward. “It’s the one time you can walk into the museum and hear three different people arguing about which year the rink roof blew off.”
“I’m bringing my grandma’s quilt,” Rita said, smiling wide. “She stitched it during the blizzard of ’66 — it’s practically a history book in fabric. I can’t wait for the kids to see it.”
“I’ve got a photo of my dad ringing the town bell back when it still called the firemen,” Hank said. “Figured it’s time it saw daylight again.”
Edna grinned. “And I’ll bring my story about the time the mayor promised to fix the sidewalks before the millennium. Spoiler: the sidewalks won.”
Earl chuckled. “I might even dig out that old curling trophy. The one we won because the other team’s skip got snowed in.”
“See?” Rita said, her voice warm. “Everyone’s story belongs. That’s the point — it’s our history, told by us.”
The group began gathering their coats, the scrape of chairs on the worn floor mixing with the hiss of the espresso machine. Mabel paused at the door.
“Still no reply from council about posting agendas online,” she said. “That letter Blake Campbell sent back in May is still sitting unanswered — and plenty of towns our size, and smaller, already do it.”
“Guess they’re waiting for the next century to post them,” Earl muttered.
“Maybe they’ll put it on the new sidewalks,” Hank added.
Edna pulled her scarf tight. “If they ever build them, I’ll ring that bell so loud the whole province hears.”
Rita smiled as she buttoned her coat. “Well, if we keep talking — and showing up — change has a way of finding its way here.”
Mabel nodded. “Small steps can still lead somewhere. Let’s see where this one goes.”
They stepped out into the crisp morning air, each carrying their own quiet worries — and the comfort of knowing they’d face them together.
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Read more about the real stories featured in this week’s Coffee Row Chronicles:
• Council agenda posting request from former mayor Blake Campbell
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