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Coffee Row Chronicles
Where Gull Lake’s stories percolate—one cup,
one character, one chuckle at a time.
Welcome to Coffee Row Chronicles
Pull up a chair at Gull Lake’s most opinionated table. Here at the fictional café, Edna Grey, Earl King, Mabel Park, Hank Conrad, and Rita Lake swap stories, share rumors, and turn real council decisions and community happenings into lively conversation.
The characters are fictional, but the news and events they discuss are real—sourced directly from Gull Lake Events. Coffee Row Chronicles blends small-town humor with real-life updates, offering a warm, satirical take on the pulse of our town.
Whether you’re here for the facts or the flavor, there’s a seat for you. For the full scoop on council highlights, local news, and local events, check the links included in each story. For everything else—expect coffee, commentary, and the occasional eye-roll.
Meet the Crew
Coffee Row wisdom, one voice at a time.
Mabel Park: “Intentional optimism, Earl. Not imaginary optimism.”
Hank Conrad “Hope needs a plan.”
Edna Price: “Fireworks are only worth it if they’re done safely and respectfully. Joy is good — recklessness is not.”
Rita Lake “Fireworks are hope you can see.”
Earl King “I read it twice. Still not sure if I’m supposed to be optimistic or just better organized.”
Mayor Binder “A strong community grows when hope is matched with action.”
This week’s Coffee Row crew tackles rescue trucks, well water, and holiday spirit over steaming mugs and sizzling bacon. From the town’s big investment in emergency equipment to Christmas hampers and the friendly competition of Christmas Cove, their banter mixes dry wit, neighborly warmth, and a dash of festive mischief. For the full scoop—including who wants to livestream a fire drill, how the well rehab keeps the taps flowing, and what makes Gull Lake shine brightest at Christmas—read the full story.
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