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Coffee Row Chronicles
Where Gull Lake’s stories percolate—one cup,
one character, one chuckle at a time.
Welcome to Coffee Row Chronicles
Pull up a chair at Gull Lake’s most opinionated table. Here at the fictional café, Edna Grey, Earl King, Mabel Park, Hank Conrad, and Rita Lake swap stories, share rumors, and turn real council decisions and community happenings into lively conversation.
The characters are fictional, but the news and events they discuss are real—sourced directly from Gull Lake Events. Coffee Row Chronicles blends small-town humor with real-life updates, offering a warm, satirical take on the pulse of our town.
Whether you’re here for the facts or the flavor, there’s a seat for you. For the full scoop on council highlights, local news, and local events, check the links included in each story. For everything else—expect coffee, commentary, and the occasional eye-roll.
Latest Coffee Row Chronicles
Meet the Crew
Coffee Row wisdom, one voice at a time.
Mabel Park: “This isn’t just a cookbook. It’s a way to support our seniors and celebrate our kitchens.”
Hank Conrad “It’s free, it’s family, and it’s Gull Lake. Hard to beat that.”
Edna: “A clear sidewalk says, ‘I care about who walks here.’ It’s not just snow, it’s respect.”
Rita Lake “And every recipe is a story. That’s what makes it special.”
Earl King “I tried with a leaf blower once. Snow went up, came down, and hit me in the face. I call it the boomerang method.”
Mayor Binder “Care starts at the curb. Connection starts in the kitchen. Celebration starts with community — here in Gull Lake and with neighbors beyond.”
This week’s Coffee Row crew tackles rescue trucks, well water, and holiday spirit over steaming mugs and sizzling bacon. From the town’s big investment in emergency equipment to Christmas hampers and the friendly competition of Christmas Cove, their banter mixes dry wit, neighborly warmth, and a dash of festive mischief. For the full scoop—including who wants to livestream a fire drill, how the well rehab keeps the taps flowing, and what makes Gull Lake shine brightest at Christmas—read the full story.
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