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Coffee Row Chronicles
Where Gull Lake’s stories percolate—one cup,
one character, one chuckle at a time.
Welcome to Coffee Row Chronicles
Pull up a chair at Gull Lake’s most opinionated table. Here at the fictional café, Edna Grey, Earl King, Mabel Park, Hank Conrad, and Rita Lake swap stories, share rumors, and turn real council decisions and community happenings into lively conversation.
The characters are fictional, but the news and events they discuss are real—sourced directly from Gull Lake Events. Coffee Row Chronicles blends small-town humor with real-life updates, offering a warm, satirical take on the pulse of our town.
Whether you’re here for the facts or the flavor, there’s a seat for you. For the full scoop on council highlights, local news, and local events, check the links included in each story. For everything else—expect coffee, commentary, and the occasional eye-roll.
Latest Coffee Row Chronicles
Meet the Crew
Coffee Row wisdom, one voice at a time.
Mabel Park: “A real community is made of people, not just projects.”
Hank Conrad “Every dollar is another brick in a wall that’s actually going up.”
Edna Price: “Heritage isn’t just some decoration on a wall—it’s the town’s backbone.”
Rita Lake “Winterfest is the heartbeat of February.”
Earl King “If you can’t laugh at a grown man covered in cherry filling, what’s the point of living in a small town?”
Mayor Binder “Resilience isn’t just about working hard—it’s about laughing together when it’s twenty below.”
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